• ashenone@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Broke: biking is unsafe

    Woke: biking doesn’t require government issued privledge

    Bespoke: Biking gives you a fat ass and chiseled calves

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      10 hours ago

      I’m going to need a source on the fat ass part. I cycled for years when I was younger and I certainly have glutes of steel, but they’re not big. I do however find myself very much attracted to a big ass on the opposite sex so if that’s true in any way shape or form, I should start cycling to meet more women who cycle perhaps lol

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        9 hours ago

        My ass has fattened up since I started bike commuting is my only source, so grain of salt I suppose