- CachyOS
- Fedora
- Arch
- Ubuntu
- Debian
- Nobara Linux
- OpenSUSE
- Kubuntu
- Bazzite
- KDE Neon
Hannah Montana Linux #1
Fedora, red hat Linux, bazzite, secureblue, rocky Linux, alma Linux, bluefin, nobara, aurora, ultramarine

Fedora, red hat Linux, bazzite, secureblue, rocky Linux, alma Linux, bluefin, nobara, aurora, ultramarine
Should’ve been this meme format
Should be…
You’re a Linux user, name every distro…
Debian, Arch, Fedora.
Those aren’t even close to all.
Here’s a couple more i can think of right now (following your pattern of only base distros):
LFS, Chimera, AerynOS, Alpine, Gentoo, Guix, NixOS, Slackware
Void
If you don’t like Debian, go fork yourself.
You’re being a bit unstable right now.
Apologies, friend. It was all mint in good fun.
Well, that’s one.
MX, ubuntu, astra, mint, raspbian, kali, elementary, tails, Q4
or, in short: debian
Good… you may life.
You mean ununalive
Ununix
UwUnix
thats nyarch, the only distro rumored to not be based on debian
That’s only one
There are many Debian based distros, just all the Ubuntu flavors is enough
Those are based on Debian. Not Debian. If you ask for a debian and I give you pop_os, you’d probably not like it.
And flavours are flavours, not distro. It’s the same distro, just different settings
The term I use is “Debian family”, “Red Hat family”, etc.
Ok guys. This is the comment chain. Let’s do it. 🍿🗡️⚔️🤺
Then, if we are to follow that logic of excluding derivatives, then we get NixOS, Arch, LFS, TinyCore Linux, Gentoo, Debian (of course!) and… I give up; what else is out there?
And I use Debian, just to put it on record.
I don’t know what sarcasm is anymore.
Oh I don’t mean derivatives doesn’t count. As their own. I mean when saying “debian” you don’t say “Ubuntu”. Just say both
what else is out there?
https://github.com/FabioLolix/LinuxTimeline
https://files.catbox.moe/uy9fof.avif

Void, Solus, Exherbo, Suse, Fedora…
The saddest part on your comment was that Suse was my first distro and it did not register in my mind. As for Fedore, althoug I still insist calling it Red Hat.
NO U
Well you see ubuntu is the same as debian so you shouldn’t use debian because of canonicals snaps, stance on ai, and advertising in the terminal.
This reads as sarcasm but is generally valid points…? I guess that explains why people downvoted it
It’s valid against ubuntu, but I don’t see why it would touch debian users?
I think maybe you meant “should use Debian”?
you think
Well you see ubuntu is the same as debian so you shouldn’t use debian either, because debian also has canonical’s snaps, stance on ai, and advertising in the terminal.
would work?
I’m not sure whether you really mean Debian has all those issues or if it’s sarcasm, but otherwise it’s clearer you’re not recommending Debian
Debian does not have snaps (I suppose you could install snappy, but that is the case for most distributions).
Debian also doesn’t have canonical ads in its command outputs.
And debian does nor allow LLM contributions to all its related stuff, i.e. debian packaging, software projects, websites, docs, and communication.
Generally debian is pretty ai-negative where ubuntu is very ai-positive.So this is continuing the sarcasm because obviously it’s all clearly wrong.
I see that reading now.
“Don’t shoot! I’m a TempleOS user!”
guards throw down their weapons and kneel
“Don’t shoot! I’m a puppy linux user!”
guards are overcome by cuteness
Debian arch gentoo ubuntu kde neon zorin opensuse fedora rocky linux centos
i’m in the clear
KDE?
Kde neon That’s a distro
Ubuntu, Ubuntu Studio, Kubuntu, Ubuntu phone Ubuntu refrigerator, Ubuntu Oven, Ubuntu for dads, Ubuntu for your cousin, Ubuntu with spotify pre-installed, Hannah Montana Linux.
hell yeah

Congrats for repeating someone else’s joke louder
It is really just about the last panel, but that didn’t came without the other three, so…
Im afraid someone else also posted just that panel hours before you.
Theres no way to win here, accept that today you repeated the joke in a reply and do better tomorrow. We all do it when commenting eventually.
That was too easy. Name 10 things that cause endless flame wars on linux!
systemd
Kent Overstreet
Pulseaudio.
Mr Torvalds and his now favourite AI toy.
Vi/Emacs, and get off my lawn
Vi isn’t really an operating system.
Vim: quick and easy
Emacs: properly decent programming language in the configs, supports Vim bindings via Evil, Org-mode as the ultimate notes app
Arguably they’re sort of converging with all the nvim stuff out there. I said vi to be cute but I actually use LazyVim
I use Doom Emacs, so we’re both in glass houses here. I love Lua because it’s fast as fuck, but it’s militantly imperative, which is a big bummer. In comparison, Lisp still has a lot to teach a novice-ish programmer. Fennel is the best of both worlds, I guess.
i’m constantly switching back and forth between them as well as helix. I like them all.
GNOME vs. KDE
Which reminds me of X11 / Wayland
Pronounced “guh-nome” and “kitty”
This comment officer. This is the one that hurt me.
What about xfce? That’s what i run.
Openbox
Rust
wayland
snaps v flatpak v appimages
Ubuntu
Well, congratulations, I guess. I don’t think I’ve felt my blood pressure spike that hard reading the responses to a comment before. Pure ragebating!
Debian, ubuntu, Pop! Os, Arch Linux, Asahi Linux, Fedora, Uwuntu, Hannah Montana Linux, Alpine Linux, Rocky Linux
Hannah Montana Linux is a thing… man the nerds are funny NGL
I believe someone is doing a remake with a newer version.
Arch is also a valid answer, btw.
don’t shoot i’m a linux user
prove it name ten distros
idk but i use arch btw
“Name 3 package managers”
The world’s oldest profession.
Apt Rpm Pacman
dnf yay snap flatpak emerge… nix?
Snap is more of a cancer then package manager
I felt the same way, but have been finding Ubuntu Core to be a nifty OS for running as a VM.
zypper
Rpm is really more analogous to dpkg. Does the local work, doesn’t talk to repositories.
Apt to…not yum anymore. checks Dnf.
I’m not sure which one would properly call a “package manager”, the apt/dnf role or the rpm/dpkg role.
rpm/dpkg is the package format. apt/dnf/zypper is the system that downloads, unarchives, and moves files into place.
rpmanddpkgare also programs that are used for a number of local operations.True. There’s… a lot to unpack with this.
Package Management is weird.
dpkg apt aptitude
Nix Lix Guix
Twix
snix (rest in piss)
Dix (determinate Nix)
cargo, pip, npm
…I’ll show myself the door.




























