transcription: you are not a cat you cant just go meow meow all day, you MUST do school and work!1!1


Literally 1984???
Nya??
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, “Bobby, you are 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,” and I said, “Okay, Pop.” But he didn’t really say that, he said, “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.”
But Dad he’s right. You can’t be a dinosaur. It’s not possible.
This is why I haven’t been happy since I was 15 and realized I couldn’t be a cat.
Born to Nya :3, forced to fall in deeper and deeper depression, fail my studies, fail my social life, and actually end up fine enough as a factory floor worker making biscuits.

never let them force you to wear pants, never let them force you to not meow meow all day
meow meow >:3
napz r werk? if kitty no nap den who will? nyaa~ XD
I will not allow ya to slander my kitten.








