• fucmm@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      Cunt…… you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt

  • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she’s properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.

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        2 months ago

        strangely specific. I’m sorry if this happened to you even just once or any one of those things. I’m not sorry if all of it happens to her constantly and forever. i hope your wish comes true.

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?

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    2 months ago

    A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.

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      2 months ago

      Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It’s bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.

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        2 months ago

        Oh, he’s one of those people. They show dominance by trying to crush your hand.

        Still, that shouldn’t bruise his hand. Unless the person he’s doing it to tries to do it back.

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          2 months ago

          And the yanking is just arsehole behaviour. Whenever some chode tries to crush my hand in a handshake, I just let it go completely limp like a dead fish.

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            I call them out on it: “WTF is that? You trying to prove something, tough guy?” And that’s the end of any chance of working with me, selling something to me, intimidating me, or anything else. You’re just a dickhead, and I WANT you to know that’s exactly what I think of you. Thanks for letting me know you’re an asshole from the start, saves me a lot of trouble.

            A good firm squeeze and release is all that is required, and any reasonable person understands that.