Then as a man, I choose to act like a girly-Man©. See? Has Man© and that symbol makes it official. That means I can do anything <‘ronswanson meme.jpg’> Checkmate. Easy victory

I think for movies and music this is totally true. Video games less so but not impossible

Or some other mall ninja “gear”

And very punchable too

Ok you got me there so now I guess i better get to posting. Well done!

I know right? You show up and be like “One mansion, please” and the realtor says something like “sure, our cheapest one is $2M”.

So you reach into your pocket and out comes the exact change of $2m! Bust is it

Wow that was quite a rollercoaster!