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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

greeting a CEO

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greeting a CEO

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64780888

Cross posted from https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46398896

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  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    I have that wagon. I mean not with the guillotine (yet) but it’s a great wagon.

    I’ve been wondering what speed I could take it up to. The casters might be able to handle 10mph

  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    I feel safe around a guillotine, how about you?

  • NullPointer@programming.dev
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    1 month ago

    bye Felicia.

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    And still doesn’t take a moment to reflect on how he’s living his life. These fucking people, man…

    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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      The reflecting happened before he got here. He knows, otherwise he wouldn’t have fled.

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    That guillotine looks awfully small. Is there enough power to go through a human neck in a single slice?

    • BassTurd@lemmy.world
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      Some people deserve a couple whacks.

    • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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      Don’t worry, these tech guys don’t actually care about efficiency.

    • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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      Its not for his head. Not that one at least.

    • lobut@lemmy.ca
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      Could be used for stop him from reproducing.

      • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz
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        Ah, the Mel Brooks guillotine.

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          Oh man, I totally forgot about that! Classic movie!

      • goatinspace@feddit.org
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        Dickotine

  • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    programmer_humor, hugh?

  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    These people shouldn’t feel safe anywhere.

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