Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs
Please drink verification can to continue
Well why not
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
Skill issue.
git guudPlease, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.
You are what you eat.
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
It’s floating witch rules. If you survive you’re a bot.
This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.
But can you have your meal and eat it too?
Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.
