I don’t fucking know why I can’t eject USB hard drives. I installed the SysInternals apps, and best they can tell me is that Dropbox is fucking with the drives. I explicitly told Dropbox to not fuck with USB drives. I don’t know who’s lying, I just want whoever is fucking with the drives to stop fucking with the drives, OK??? OK.
I found learning Linux much more fun, because I didn’t have to fight with the computer on every damned thing.
The advantage of Linux is that it does what you tell it to do; the disadvantage is that it does what you tell it to do.