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Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn’t your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn’t get pergant [sic]?
Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.
surgeons are like. meat wizards.
Brendan Eich isn’t going to like this.
you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice
how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
Naturally
¡¿Can u get… prrrreganté?!
Congratulations! You’ve given birth to a beautiful baby
[object Object].This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!
Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret
#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>
int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf(“Child process killed.\n”); } return 0; }
Now that’s just cruel.
The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c
#include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h> int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }
