(I know it reinforces the meme, but bread is terrible for birds. It stunts their development, is totally empty calories to them, can get animals sick when if it gets left on the ground and becomes moldy, and, if it isn’t eaten, often runs off into the water to feed microbes. Please don’t feed the ducks bread.)

for any of you with a Cheddar’s in your area: the honey butter croissants. You know exactly what I mean.

I’ve had some really good bread in restaurants before, but those have gotta be crack infused or something. There’s simply no other explanation for how I can put away, like, six of them and still want more (and then, predictably, can not finish the meal proper).