I picked out this… thing. The duvet cover had eaten everything in the machine and turned itself into a postmodern textile art piece.
If you washing machine has a Bedding setting then try using that. It prevents this from happening, at least of front loading machines.
You’re my hero heydo
Aha, I’ll check it out. Thanks!
Mine has one that says waterproof… What the hell is that for?
Cleaning things that are hydrophobic
Well, yeah waterproof, but I guess what I mean is how is that cycle any different?
I assume the soaking cycle times are different? I feel like they would be longer in this case? I don’t know the chemistry of detergents, water, and hydrophobic molecules (used in clothing) but I assume the automation either increases soaking time for stain penetration or decrease it if it doesn’t matter. ,
That’s exactly why I always tie a knot in the middle of large things like this lol
Oh nice, it doesn’t pull the knot too tight?
I’ve never had that happen personally.
You have you keep it somewhat loose, just make it so it can’t easily catch other things
I never had duvet covers do this. Fitted sheets however 💀. Now, I put them into a big laundry bag I’ve bought at a large coffee roastery.
You know. I didn’t think about doing that for the dryer. The fitted sheets always eat the rest and then I have a jelly-roll style sheet conglomeration.
Wait, there are laundry machines that stop when something’s wrong?
My washing machine ones created a giant extremelly heavy clump of sheets, started shaking like crazy and with the vibrations drove away from the wall which resulted in the dryer on top almost falling
Hmm I need to move mine out of the tiny closet they put it in to redo some ductwork I did poorly when the outside duct froze closed over the winter. Moving them at all was a bitch to the point I taped ratchet straps in place for the next time I needed to move them, but the tape failed and now the one strap is behind the machine. I can get another one behind it, though it will be at risk of messing up the duct where it comes out of the dryer. I’m tempted to knock out the wall beside it and install another door for maintenance access because of how annoying they are to move.
I have a combo machine that used to do the Melbourne Shuffle until I put it on rubber feet and lowered the centrifuge speed. Now it is happy twerking mostly in place.
I might consider that… Although it only happened once, so we’ll see if something similar happens again :D

First thought: “why are they holding their baby like that?”
After scrolling down: “oh”
My washer does this all the time. It can be infuriating.
Mildly, one might say.
You can also use a laundry mesh bag, put either the duvet or the rest in the bag and it will not happen. Laundry bags are also useful to protect clothes with elastics from being stretched and damaged.

How is that even possible! Why is it a topological torus??
It took me time to find the opening and then to accept that it isn’t ripped anywhere. My only explanation is that it took a tumble into the fourth dimension.
Did it come out with unmatched socks inside of it?
Now that you mentioned it, I think I threw the other one away in 2007.
Ya I always have to ball up big things I pout into the washer so it doesnt suck up all the other smaller things I put in.
Something sad Ive also found is that when this phenomena occurs sometimes the big articles suck up all the detergent juices and water and prevent the smaller , trapped inside it clothing from getting sufficiently cleaned
The big eat the small and hog resources meant to be shared by all. The sad parallels of society in the laundry.
when you put predator and pray in the same fish tank
Or it made a perfect rotisserie chicken holder.
This just happened to me.
Damn, me too!
Ugh fuck duvet covers they’ll eat themselves even if they’re closed and the only thing in there
Happens to my sheets all the time. I am just used to it now and prepared to unravel and run again with the stuff that got trapped and is a big ball of damp mess.







