I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I would wish to be forever 18, immortal, and invincible until I decide to die and I say the code word.

    I won’t tell him the code word.

    Revenge is a dish best served with the heat death of the universe

    • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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      1 hour ago

      I’d add to make it reverse me back to the age I was when I made the wish and just wish to be 80, just so my enemy is forever 160 years old and is unable to ever enjoy life ever again. Too busy being way past expiration date to be able to do anything while I say the code word and go back to every day life.

      Either that, or if it’s rules like Omniar and the Snowy Day just hope no matter how old or young I become that the genie can still understand what I am trying to say and just wish to be a day old to heighten the odds they never return to normal and are forever dependent on others for everything.