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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

Gotta raise ‘em right!

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Gotta raise ‘em right!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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  • Kaligalis@lemmy.world
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    Baby is like “I’m not maintaining shit without proper centralized package management. Gimme Gentoo!”

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    That look. Mom’s been letting him use MacOS.

  • Eternal192@anarchist.nexus
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    That kid is getting wrinkles on his brain just from the smell of the book.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Let us just briefly recapitulate the 27 most important compiler flags for 32bit x86 architectures.

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    I am immensely disappointed that this isn’t a real book.

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    NO WAY! They’ve got an LFS one now?!? My son got a bunch of them for his baby shower two years ago, and he’s been like super into them since he was like 15-18 months old. I highly recommend Bayesian Statistics; it explains the concept more clearly than any stats or data science class I’ve taken. His favorites are Optical Physics (because he’s into rainbows), Bayesian Statistics (because he likes cookies), and Quantum Computing (because he likes the word “data”, probably because he hears me say it in work meetings).

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      This is actually photoshopped and just a meme. But I am amazed that those books you mentioned apparently seem to be real.

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      and Quantum Computing (because he likes the word “data”, probably because he hears me say it in work meetings).

      Translation:

      work meetings = breakfast or lunch

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    See that look on the baby’s face, pure terror. The correct response.

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    That kid is gonna be such a homeschooler.

  • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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    “…printers are files too, what the fuck???”

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      users are folders, if Linux could turn user into files we… isn’t that the plot of the tron?

    • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What blew my mind the most was the mouse and monitors were files.

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      files composed of pure, possibly sentient, evil.

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    My kids all daily drive linux. I don’t treat it like it’s weird or special. It’s just the preferred OS of the house.

    🤷‍♂️

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      My man! My family just has no say in what OS we’re having at home.

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    Amen!! Partner.

  • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Woa! Does that mean you’ve already covered the basics of C? If they ever happen to get bored, try some elementary boolean logic, binary arithmetic or electricity.

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