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GET SPOOKY I SAID!!!
YOU KNOW THEM BONERS LIKE TO CRANK HOGS!!!
Every month of the year belongs to halloween
At this point, it has been scientifically proven that Every day is Halloween.
Yeah it’s just this meme that appears every June.
Become Goth, spooky is everyday. I don’t know why people resist.
Edit: I will say I’m not Goth. I like certain sports which just rules me out, however I appreciate Goths and will champion their cause and enjoy their art.
You can listen to show tunes and still be goth. Repo the genetic opera exists. Not saying its peak. But Paris Hilton loses her face at least. Sports isn’t a deal breaker either. Just remember your SPF or you might end up looking like Beelzebob. It’s all on the back of your goth card. Just check. And don’t forget to renew it every once in a while.
Hmmm. Beach volleyball? (too perky.) Equestrian? (Horses don’t like the paint smell.) Rugby? (Getting paint all over the other players.) Cycling? (Boots don’t fit in the pedal stirrups.)
Cycling? (Boots don’t fit in the pedal stirrups.)
Someone please fix this quick. Bikes are way too convenient for goths to be missing out on them.
I rode this monster in my goth-boots this morning.
Summer is the flesh that hides the bones of October and we choose to cast our superfluous flesh away now.
Halloween is fighting the war on Christmas by circling around and hitting them from January.
The G in LGBT stands for Goth
Litch Goth Bat Tomb?
