Reject modernity embrace tradition: It ain’t pride unless its a riot to remind the straights what liberty looks like
I am whatever the fuck this is: “logistically difficult”
In German it’s „Juni“ (pronounced you-nii) as in „you need to not be straight“
I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I’m functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.
But, what happens when you get reported? 😬
You will be judged by a jury of your queers
You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area
That sounds great! I really like queer spaces, even if i don’t really fit in.
Honey if it don’t fit, then you must use spit.
I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
I consider myself to be bi even though I’m functionally gay, so I feel kinship with you. You’re in the clear!
You two average out each other’s bi-ness
Pretends to talk and walk like a gay, gets caught anyways and it’s forced gay loool.
all terfs must be sacrificed to appease sappho
Glory to the roommate!
I’m safe!
Is it gay to like women?
Only if you have trouble acting lesbian.
if you like them in a gay way yes
I do like to hold hands
If you’re a woman/nonbinary, yes!!
Damn, discriminating against people with depression.
I feel like this post is pressuring me into concluding my depression is actually dysphoria so I can continue interacting with the lovely people here. I mean, that’s one way to get a nerdy girlfailure in my life…
one cure for male loneliness is to turn it into female loneliness 🤔
Does that help?
Well damn. I’ll be a good citizen and go self-report myself, do i get a good plea deal this way?
sorry, you get to go to the gay gulags with the rest of your kind
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even though this is a joke, it still feels wrong to say 😖
What is happening at the Gay gulags? Are we forced to mine Gaysapphium in the Homoerotic Mines?
i remember seeing a version on R%ddit that claims H#ts will be shot on sight
Straights will be shot with HRT to make them gay.
Oh, of course - a shot gun!
does a gun still work after being shot?
This is the smartest conversion therapy
