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cm0002@lemdro.id to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 days ago

I dont have time to take care of myself or my things, I've got a boss and a landlord to support!

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I dont have time to take care of myself or my things, I've got a boss and a landlord to support!

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cm0002@lemdro.id to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I once got into a friend’s car, kicking the garbage away from my feet. I got bitten by fire ants while wearing sandals. I was so upset at him

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      Florida? I had the same experience, but probably not with the same dude.

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