muttering about lemon-stealing whores intensifies
They can’t keep getting away with this!
Have any of them been pilfered by the promiscuous?
Imagine selling home grown organic lemons and then adding an ungodly amount of plastic to the packaging. Just add a little cardboard tag to the net. But the net is probably plastic as well, designed to perfectly trap wildlife once it gets dumped in the ocean.
When you want to make lemonade, but life gives you oranges…
There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – when life hands you oranges, make lemonade.
EMERGENCY MEETING
The Ugly Lemon
So you “got a lemon”.
hold on…
It’s a hybrid, Lemorange!
It’s to make grandma’s famous lemorade
…that sounds good actually. Ugh! All this time scientists have spent on things like AIDS research, and vaccines, and we could have had a nice tasty frosty glass of Lemorangeaid!
Everyone knows lemons are just unripened oranges, that’s why they taste sour…
I was born in 1983. Right in the midst of reagan times. So I don’t know what lemons tasted like before reagan.
What I do know is that for my whole life, lemons have been sour.
Who’s to say they aren’t just sour about the prison industrial complex?
