How is a person supposed to raise a family of morbidly obese shitposting xenophobs in this country with these numbers? Little zander needs at least 7 per day to sustain the grease requirements of his mullet.
Honestly all those names and Xander sound like suburban semi healthy people to me. But I may be out of touch. I am old and (proudly) not a parent. But yes, Midwest soda guzzleres need cheeper greasy tatters. Their never get early onset heart disease at this rate.
Naming a child Diamond is not a real thing, no one does that. You take that back. We have stupid nightmare names. There is a real human named blanket in this world. We have enough problems.
How is a person supposed to raise a family of morbidly obese shitposting xenophobs in this country with these numbers? Little zander needs at least 7 per day to sustain the grease requirements of his mullet.
Don’t forget Hayden, Braden, Jayden, Caiden, Aiden, and Caseadeē.
Lmaoooooo
Jeighden, Breighdan, J’d’n, Ceighdin, Aeighdyn, and Caseighdei.
Honestly all those names and Xander sound like suburban semi healthy people to me. But I may be out of touch. I am old and (proudly) not a parent. But yes, Midwest soda guzzleres need cheeper greasy tatters. Their never get early onset heart disease at this rate.
Well those are just the boys, they didn’t mention Diamond, Hope, Charity, Faith, Tiffany, Chelsea and Taylor (named after Taylor Swift ofc).
Naming a child Diamond is not a real thing, no one does that. You take that back. We have stupid nightmare names. There is a real human named blanket in this world. We have enough problems.
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