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cm0002@europe.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 hours ago

Maybe next week

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Maybe next week

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cm0002@europe.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 hours ago
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  • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Ok but can we stop this ‘showing a picture of a young woman as a metaphor for a thing I want’?

    • MrSmith@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      The performative left.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.

      • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        Attention everyone, please do everything that this one wants because they are the most special little snowflake and everyone should tiptoe around them. Thank you for your attention to the matter.

        snowflake

        😂🤣😂

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      14 hours ago

      Would you prefer a young man? Or at least a young looking man?

      • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        No

        • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          13 hours ago

          A young ice cream sandwich?

          • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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            12 hours ago

            Yes

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              8 hours ago

              As an older ice cream sandwich, I am appalled

              • Leon@pawb.social
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                7 hours ago

                You’re still wanted 🤤

        • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          13 hours ago

          How about both?

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    8 hours ago

    And this is…? X Factor or something?

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 hours ago

    I did the quitting my job part a few months ago. I keep edging on the disappearing part but it’s getting really tempting lately.

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