was so confused by the arrows until i realized? they’re not representing vectors or gradients or mathy stuff they’re just pointing to the text
My friends in college knew I was gay before I did because of my love of Subarus.
I wish I could contest it but I can’t. Same with cuffed pantlegs and inhaling hummus. Must be something biological lol
In my experience, the “car guy” actually has pretty low driving ability. That’s why he has to spend $1000/mo on insurance.
A fair number have reasonable driving ability but still drive outside it.
As a self-proclaimed driving enthusiast, this is 1000% true. lol
Also, i say all the time: being a “good driver” includes being a safe and attentive driver—not just being capable of speeding.
I would send this to my bi menace ex but it’d probably piss her off and make her crash lol
Do it
I should’ve seen the bisexual signs earlier
same 😔
Im boutta scare yall, but im a car guy and bi. Boo!
Miata or WRX?
All i do is subvert expectations, e36. But answering your question, WRX. Miatas are cool an all but they dont have that edge you know. Also i like station wagons but i do live in sweden so thats expected. Now tell me elder, does that car taste make me gay.
Well I used to have an e36 (with H&R cup kit and Eibach sway bars) and I’m straight so I guess it doesn’t mean much. I also had a couple miatas and an Audi TT though so I might just be in denial.
Oof especially wirh the TT, id look up “hot men” on the internet in your position. Also who knows, maybe youre a lesbian…?
no it’s not the taste in cars, it’s the swedish
Once again! I subvert expectations, hah. I live in sweden but im from eastern europe, tho i guess that doesnt help with the gayness but yeah
What’s your take on motorcycles?
Ehhhhh not really a bike guy. I completely understand and accept the hobby but its not my thing. Cars are where its at for me.
i want be lesbaru but not drive car—
also-- i feel car guys drive aggressively.,., sometimes.
other times smooth-- but ive never been in an aggressively driven womens car.
i wanna be lesbaru. i wanna be nice, comfy to be around and have good reasons to keep me around.
i want irl friend. just one… preferably fem (no not for lesbaru, just as a friend. i… i really want a friend)
i wanna be lesbaru
you wanna be a car?
i really want a friend)
🫂 (reflex hug)
Car guy gets more autistic the higher up they go but don’t have to social support in their lives to be allowed anything except allistic behavior so they mask all the time which makes them tired and standoffish. Car guys like analog puzzles. Engines are like Rubiks cubes that go vroom.
it’s all starting to make sense
Then why is ever subaru I see driven by a man or a straight couple? They said that was the lesbian car.
Depends on the Subaru, impreza with fart cannon? Dude trying to court ladies. Outback Forester? Lady wearing flannel to the wedding
But what if I have a first gen forester? What does that make me?
Outback Forester
Fuuuuuck, why are these so specific and accurate lmaoooo
Get out of my house bwahahahaha
outback driver here- i see so many old people driving foresters and outbacks. the younger queer people i see in subarus are usually in a crosstrek now. it’s definitely not the rule, but it’s it’s definitely a majority







