HTTP is really nice. We should move beyond HTML as a document format

God forbid children have fun

To this day I’ve only attended one wedding and one funeral, I’m more sheltered than most real princesses 👸

I made scrambled eggs out of sticks and leaves, and I used the camcorder to make stop-motion videos of my toy cars

Debian here, it’s true, I have both their wives

But apt-get also has install, remove, update and upgrade…

Corn on the cob

Debian just works, it doesn’t complain if I forget to update it for a couple years, and I don’t feel like reinstalling my os this year

Those dudes are lost in the sauce. Nobody should be using big endian these days

This better be about the most obscure thing ever

The bright one has a natural QR code

Tell me about whale eggs? 😯

A land value tax would fix that

Doesn’t the official local app still have telemetry? I might be remembering wrong

Hi ops Dad

C++ good? Shiggity diggity

Click brush, move mouse in a circle

Shit like a world leader

We’ve been ready for pedal activated toilets for decades now

I don’t like that they don’t write their own algorithms in any other language. I was trying to understand low-pass filters a while back and so many web pages were like, “Call this MATLAB function” or “here’s a code generator that puts out bad C for specific filter parameters” Like no, I want the algorithm explained to me…