That’s a x200 lenovo thinkpad.

How much dye?

Open one for it. They smell the sweet delicious insides but can’t smell the skin

That our I’ve been up to nothing I’m willing to talk about or admit…

Tire stack… Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it’s taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there’s just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you’re ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

Ok Hillary sit the fuck down.

Can-tenna yaggi omni bi-focal … satellite dish made into a bigass reflector collector. I’ll get you from well down the street.

that car is amazing though tbh.

*aunt

masterlock… just touch it… breathe on it … threaten it with a speed square…

early win98 and i think even into second edition you could just click the close window x button on the login window and it would just dump you onto the desktop. my parents thought adding a password would stop late night gaming… nope worked till i got discovered one fateful nigbt and i was grounded till i revealed how i found out what the password was.

was eye opening for my father who then started just taking the power cords off the monitor and psu.

trying hard to conceal my disgust.

hur dur from internet explorer 6.0+

the explanation you get to give to the judge as you now get to fight for your money back. the police officer is under no obligation to even listen to you as he steals from you.

That’s fine just board up his doors and tell him that he is unable to do any business until the fine is paid and then the offending material will be removed from the building by city provided workers and you take until his check clears the bank in order to finish and allow him back into the building you barricade off every single entrance and prevent entry to the building until you’re done just say it’s for safety sake we had to take this much time to make sure we did it correctly unlike what you did…