What’s that in freedom units?

or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you

I knew something was different!

“What was Windows even doing for us?”

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*

Enjoy your mouth babies!

I disagree. I use Linux but have depression. I’m upset that y’all left me out of this photo

MAYA haa

Put the “minor” back in “coal miners”

git checkout -b good

Sometimes you must do for yourself

I’m Archicus

Who’s like us? Damn few! 🫶🏻

Is that a good thing? Should there really be more of us?

Yup! Mine and every voting age member of my family in San Antonio! Thanks for checking

Only up until moments ago

Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt

Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.

Yelling “Meep morp… Zarrrp… Rooooobot”

Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen

You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot

Vance would want to do it with it

The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders