Instructions unclear, blood is spinning down in the centrifuge.

FYI, that fine line is called a vinculum https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinculum_(symbol)

I have the original Ally and a Windows laptop for one reason: I can’t play Destiny on Linux. That’s my main game. I don’t want to get my account suspended for playing on Linux. So, I deal with Windows, even though it sucks.

What did they do, I’m out of the loop?

Naw, just the regular type