I like the way Nitup thinks.

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

Well yeah, it happened 23 years ago. It’s old news at this point.

It’s the U

And it didn’t matter because you didn’t have the key card anyway.

I can’t trust phone calls these days. Even if it’s a number that I recognize, there’s still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union’s number to try give them my money to protect my account.

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it

Better to be a heel than a scab.

Professional wrestling is rigged!

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

It’s like how Celsius and Fahrenheit agree at -40.

Where’s Garfield when you need him?

A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

I’d give him a dollar

They need to make Oops All Stuf

Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

Pluto the streaming service