

Yes. It is an automated project and I am not going to pretend otherwise.
The measurements are real, the binaries and flags are published, and the raw CSV is CC BY so you can run the same thing and tell me the numbers are wrong. That is the only claim I am making. Several people in this thread already found real problems with the methodology and they were right, which is roughly what I wanted from posting it.

Agreed, and this cuts deeper than the sizing question.
Most of these are idle event loops waiting on a socket. The memory is mostly runtime and heap that was allocated and never returned, so on a box under pressure a lot of it is reclaimable or swappable and the RSS I am reporting overstates what is genuinely needed at rest. That is another reason the idle number is weak.
Socket activation is the real version of your point. If an app is genuinely request driven then its idle cost can be near zero and the number that matters is what it grows to on first request and whether it ever gives it back. I do not measure the giving-it-back part at all right now, which I should, because that is the difference between a stack that fits in 2 GB and one that slowly does not.
Adding a post-load settle measurement to the harness is cheap so I will do that. I already sample for 10 seconds after load stops and the peak does not come back down much, but I have not run it long enough to say anything solid.