Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Yeah, so, why did the pilot eject, if the plane was still flight worthy?
To be fair, I’m using my phone. I have a network ad-blocker, but it’s not as good as Brave. Still I would think they could stay away from the great Indian scammer enterprise for ad revenue, but I suppose torrent sites can’t exactly be too picky.
First thing that pops up when I go to the site: scam advertisement
“Your system is heavily damaged by viruses!”
slow cynical clapping