Someone once described Oklahoma’s weather pattern with this list:

Their blogs just got integrated fairly recently with the fediverse.

Dogs can and do eat people. https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/would-your-dog-eat-you-if-you-died-get-the-facts

I do agree that OP should look into already existing services that are actively monitored.

What do you call a guy on the wall? Art. What do you call two guys on a wall? Curt and Rod.