Currently leggings and a sweater

Holy piss I did not expect that

Do you not have a VPN?

Ugh true :(

Pepsi Kona for me please

She secretly likes it

Great, so instead of Joe the Plumber we get Joe the Crypto Bro. Cool, cool.

We are all just prisoners here

I took the elevator because there’s no camera in the stairwell

Aw, I hope mizu is doing well 💛

I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

Your university has a principal’s office?

That’s very accurate!

Aka Xennials

I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve never used a check in my entire life.

How is this possible? How did you pay your bills before online billpay systems - did you pay them all by phone?

I’m in my early 40s and still use checks now and then.

Did Athena punish Poseidon in any way?

I loooooved this game

Poor Jenny.

I like to overprepare - if I get tired of one thing I can switch to another.

Winamp with my favorite skin

Entirety of my mp3 collection

All 7 seasons of DS9

All 5 seasons of Kids in the Hall