This is absolutely not true.

Sometimes it’s a very mediocre $8 taco.

Can I do the lobbying thing to get a nice human rights or climate law passed or is 100M still too poor for that

I would spend all 100M to get ads put up all over the country of people who have wronged me and my loved ones. They’ll just be like really awful pictures of them with really petty captions like “doesn’t help carry suitcases”, “laughed at a disabled person”, “sneezed too loud that one time”. That’ll show them.

Do you drink too much because everything’s super fucked though?

Damn this is how I found out. Extra sad now, thanks.

Me failing a perception check six (6!) times in a row

Me too thanks

I was listening to this podcast that had an ad for a government system to help out people experiencing substance use (specifically alcohol) issues…directly followed by a government liquor store ad. In every single episode.

Shout out to that time when I was like 11 and tried to download a lil bow wow song and my sister and I were greeted with a full screen p-in-v POV amateur porn on the family computer.

There’s also serial killers that were/are very charismatic and social.

Careful now, the bull gonna come after you for choosing the bear

Actually we just finished our switch from Skype to Teams and honestly, as much as I love having GIFs to express my disdain for work, at least Skype could group chats, didn’t require all the RAM in the world, and automatically saved chats which, in a records management hellscape was an absolute lifesaver. Also my headphones would automatically answer a call when I put them on my head but I have a feeling that has more to do with the settings than anything else.

Also I’m tired of having to tell people “no we can’t do that because Microsoft hasn’t integrated that very valuable and highly requested feature you’re asking for”

Yeah, dunked on by the mainstream for being emo and dunked on by the emo scene for being too mainstream, lol.

I’d say they were dunked on for getting famous but they got famous for being quite good for the genre.

We have learned to tone down and mold ourselves into corporate hellscape. We’re not okay (I promise).

Sounds like it works right into their plans for controlling the population by forcing people to give birth then. What a hellscape. I’m so sorry for the good humans that live there.

I called my friend Andy “Amdy” for like two years before he noticed. This meme would work better spoken.

Not even a good joke either, it’s like Facebook tier memeing

My city is awesome and recently decided to just stop recycling glass. You know, because we love plastic and why would we want to reward companies who use glass, the much easier thing to reuse and recycle.