I believe Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics first made this joke, in 2013:

https://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2460

It has always stuck with me since.

There’s no alcohol. Just orange juice.

Like, the mixer?

Yeah, people drink it.

The sweeteners are the sweeter juice that they add. Usually concentrated apple juice.

That way they can continue to label it 100% juice and no sweeteners added and put on the nutrition label 0g added sugar, but still add a bunch of sweetness and sugar when formulating the product.

But her height is actually useful. She’s a starter in a sport in which height is a useful physical trait, which helped her with university admissions with a scholarship. She’s apparently a professional who has been on the roster of some overseas teams, and plays for her national team (Canada).

Plus growing up in a family with tall people might make it easier to deal with. Her dad is former NBA player Mike Smrek and presumably has a social circle of very tall people and maybe even their very tall children.

So I don’t doubt that a lot of tall women actively dislike their own height. But this particular woman probably has reason to like being tall.