Real men telnet to the web server and manually type GET commands and read the raw HTML.

Look at this guy with his less than 2.2TB drive.

This would be funny to my redneck-ass boomer dad. I’m not sure you’ll get many laughs out of this in here.

“Electronic music is too repetitive.”

“Naww man, just listen to this!”

Chiptunes music plays as keygen opens with three more command prompt windows.