loool! Tbf, it’s actually a cool idea given how frequently we have power cuts over here.

You’re not wrong, but they generally don’t issue loans to people who aren’t expected to keep up with payments.

In a world where credit is allocated on the basis of trust, all credit is social credit

Don’t sully Elmo’s good name to mock this pompous plastic african bufoon

Literally the only thing missing is the fact that developers still go out of their way to support windows. If windows’ proliferation taught you anything, it should be that the people will follow the tools, wherever they happen to be.