you may have yourself checked, you may be a dork, which is a nerd without marketable abilities

there’s a saying in spanish, it’s not the same to call the lion than seeing it coming.

I’ll believe a stage 4 cancer survivor if they say that they don’t fear death, the rest, no so much.

dangerous?

I’m not from the us

when I started with mobile apps google was easy and apple was a problem.

nowadays apple is very clear on what they allow and what they don’t and it’s possible to go back and forth with them to get something approved.

google is trying their hard to be as strict as apple while putting 0 of the effort in to correct problems. not to mention that android is a fucking piece of garbage to maintain. you have like 4 deadlines per year, you need to update this or that thing or your app won’t work on this or that device, or the deprecation deadline for fucking safetynet arrives and they take two weeks to repair the google play integrity service.

I’m fairly new, what are the tools?

The CEO of Nintendo of America is curiously also named Bowser. Seems they are going out of their way to find them.