I’m sticking with “Twitter (currently known as X)”.

Why would he not celebrate Santas birthday?

287 degrees here, much warmer than expected.

“Breeding it” and “breeding from it” sound very different to my mind.

Ah, they’re not over here. That’s why I’ve never heard of it.

I wonder if this trend will catch on to not cooking anything else properly?

When you say trend, is it only on TikTok?

Fish sticks?!?!?!?

Fish fingers.

And it’s very more-ish.

I feel bad for you, son.

And how many of those 50 things actually matter? They’re things you want to do, not things the average user needs to do.

Simplicity is the main feature and has been a staple of Apple products for 35 years I’ve been using them. It means we don’t have to spend ages tweaking settings, we can get on with more productive stuff.

I’m not suggesting anyone is any more worthy of sleep than anyone else, and yes working a night shift does put you at a massive disadvantage. My wife worked night shifts for a few years, so yeah, I know.

What I am saying is that (and this is purely a guess) ~90% of the world are awake during daylight hours, and you just can’t expect them to put a hold on everything.

Personally I try not to do anything outdoors until 9am at the weekend, not because my neighbours work nights, or are night owls, or whatever. Just because I live near people. But at the same time I have kids and things to do.

But anyone being disruptive in a neighbourhood between 10pm and 8am (let’s say 9am at the weekend) should be punishable by death. And my country doesn’t even have capital punishment.

Hospital workers aren’t the ones making noise late into the night and expecting everyone else to be quiet in the morning so they can have a lie in though, are they?

But we won’t because 11am is unreasonable. That’s a third of the day wasted.

You’re not an owl. Go to bed earlier.

Are you one of those damn night people complaining about us morning people getting on with stuff in the limited time window we have?

I really do believe that dog people are just fucking weird.

Oh do fuck off. It’s nowhere near time, we’ve not even had bonfire night yet.

Tin foil balaclava.

Oh please, you didn’t even have to turn the cassette or floppy disc over. You and your luxuries.

Maybe not the best image to use. Sheep bleating on about Firefox.

Baadlewader now watch this commercial.