Patapon Enjoyer

In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: “Anything is an insertable toy of you’re brave enough”

Only if a log of the ins and outs goes directly to Bill Gates’s desk.

I think legally this situation is called The Air Bud Loophole

We’re already like a quarter if the way. Maybe next century

I’m glad Withers has backup companions

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane

Stop paying your employees with this one weird trick

2025 the year of RISC-V

It’s Steve

God took two ribs, one replicated the X chromossome, the other the Y.

There is an extremely manly son of Adam somewhere, and they’re afraid to let everyone know

Dear Fred,

Buy me a linen coat, it’s for work.

Your K. M

Me after 4 drinks: “Fourier’s work is derivative and not based in reality”

Me the next day:

It includes your dad, how many more times does he need to beat your mom for you to figure it out

I feel like a lot of characters were just standard RPG archetypes with maybe a wrinkle added in. Like Wyll is the classic “Warlock that makes the deal for the right reasons” and the wrinkle is that he has dad issues.

Compare him to one of my favorite RPG companions. Classic elf wizard nerd with an abusive father that made him hit the books and hit him also… but because of his childhood trauma his soul’s past life, a foul mouthed woman from a long time ago awoke within him and sometimes he dissociates and she takes control because she wants him to be assertive… which, along with his fears of animancy, caused him to have an obsession with control, and why he accepted to join the baddies some time before you meet him.

Just let me auto follow the party leader, please

If they went any higher they’d have to make some encounters even larger and lengthier for balance, and some of those encounters already feel like they go on forever 💀

Shouldn’t they eat your ass first and then fuck off?

Every major corporation will sell my data to the government

And also to China. I don’t trust Tencent any more or less than I trust Ubisoft or 2K

Act 3 destroys the pacing

They should have just let you dye equipment at will from the character screen

The Emperor isn’t even that hot

Me casting Curriculum of Strategy: Artistry of War expecting the coolest shit and getting lame ass skulls that don’t even explode