Okay that makes a lot of sense lol …

Nah the right way is to load the puppy up with as many staples, brads and screws that she can take.

/s

Not true for plywood in my experience. You will never get as tight of a glue up using only brads/pins as you would with clamps and a mechanical fastener. Screws yes but I don’t think brads have the holding power to prevent any gaps from forming during the glue up process.

Who tf puts padlocks on interior furniture. That looks like it won’t belong in a shed or a saw movie.

And what does murder sound like to you

No, but that’s how Japan does it and look at the crime rate over there.

Sounds like a prison hospital is all you get if you murder people. Seems fair to me tbh, not a big fan of murderers.

Nah it’s not just an American thing, there are in fact other countries that feature basements.