I tried to make a movie about a burrito, but at the end, the director said it was a wrap.

It’s an experiment in the way that Love is Blind is an experiment. They think if they just use the right words often enough it can become one.

She just needs to lose 5 more lbs!

My husband makes the best ramen, with pork, fried eggs, green onions, oils and sauces, etc. I’m never too full to say no if he offers to make some for me too.

I know I’ve spent too much time in Asia when I see nothing wrong with the picture and needed to go to the comments to find out why. I still don’t get it.

The last time I used Airbnb, we rented 2 rooms in a guy’s house for a few days. At first, the guy seemed okay, only a minor reminder about leaving dishes out. I left a fairly positive review, but when it came time for his review of us he implied we were racist for not keeping eye contact and conversation with his roommate. I never saw the roommate, and my husband is the kind of introvert who doesn’t initiate conversations, especially when alone. It was ridiculous. We were also told that we had access to the rooms, bathroom, and kitchen and not to go into any other part of the house.

I’ll stick with hotels.

That’s why I love the times when you can feel the weight of his character in rare episodes where he isn’t treated as comic relief. They introduce us to the hidden depth of his character in the pilot episode when he solemnly puts on his warpaint, knowing he’s likely not going to survive. He is immediately dispatched in hilarious fashion, of course, but he didn’t hesitate to sacrifice himself for his tribe.

To be fair, they didn’t say how far into the future you’re buying.

Driving slow is fine, as long as you aren’t in the left lane on the highway. That should be kept clear as a passing lane. I have definitely become a slower and safer driver as I’ve gotten older. I’ve also learned that budgeting an extra 15 minutes or so to get someplace gets me there with time to spare so I’m not as stressed while driving.

Eyes open just enough to make sure I don’t step on the dog.