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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • (I love when I get to post these joke chains)

    How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.

    How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.

    How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.

    How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

    How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.

    How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.