I was being sarcastic.

That’s one badass baby.

Ha. Yep. Gotta laugh at the past sometimes. How ya get through it

Hey, to be fair, it is one of my favorite childhood memories. I would giggle my ass off.

Not to be dark, but that scene actually got my dad to stop beating my ma one time. Literally, he stopped mid beating. It sounded like a record scratch.

I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Such a vivid memory in my head. I guarantee it will be a memory that gently floats it way into my subconscious as I lay on my death bed. Gently like a butterfly. Then, like a million atomic bombs going off at once, Jim Carrey shoving his way out of a fake Rhinoceros’s pussy face first will blast across my neurons like the face of God glimpsing into my soul. Then I will flat line.