Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

Flip-flops

I never use it. Never browse it. Never post.or comment. Don’t even scroll it.

I only still have fb for 2 reasons.

Work contacts.

And FB Marketplace.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

I was begrudgingly enjoying it up until the beginning of Chapter 3 when my saves suddenly deleted themselves.

I haven’t been able to start over again. Even on the easiest difficulty I struggled for every millimeter of progression up to that point.

No. Being cartoonishly malicious towards our wage slaves is our guiding principle.

That poetic sounding “Shining city on a hill” is a gated community surrounded by slums that don’t have electricity.

Sorcery.

You must commune with the machine spirit.

Planned Obsolescence is a real problem. But Intel in this situation is just straight up incompetence.