My right one in particular sucks.

Not people.

Just you.

American’s are upset their country is a fucking tire fire.

I mean, we all gather every year and conduct a ritual to send all our hate and anger into our geese, which gives us the polite nature you see today.

What’s a little beaver essence on top of it?

Give it a year with the way your country is massively declining. Soon the FDA will classify straight sugar water is “juice”.

Wait, how did you take a picture of you taking a picture of your phone?

Only if you’re a Nazi.

Yes.

Part of fascism is reducing everything to an aesthetic

Maybe with your fascist logo on it.

Never thought I’d ever need to explain Nazi swastika armbands to someone…

In the end of it all, Charlie Kirk leaned left.

Much like an armband. Maybe with your fascist logo on it.

There isn’t a single device in my house that shows Youtube ads anymore. Firestick, my phone, my PC, nothing.

Sometimes I wish I didn’t have a conscience. I could be so rich if I didn’t have things like guilt or shame.