Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.




Completely agree with the sane person pointing out the dog doesn’t know what’s going on other than head pats and belly rubs. Completely disagree with the fools claiming the dog’s blood was stolen. Sheesh, people, they just borrowed it with no intention of return.