Gas stations make virtually nothing on gas sales. Almost all of the profit goes back to the gas company. It’s the reason everything in the station is so expensive.

That’s because he’s pandering directly to 14yr old edgelords, the only people who know who the fuck he is, or care.

So edgy. You’re a real badass, bro.

“Meta IS NOT LISTENING TO YOUR CAMERA, MICROPHONE, OR NETWORK CONNECTIONS! REEEE!!”

Inability.

You never did. You LEASED it.

Silly consumer. You thought you owned your copy of Windows. You LEASED it! "

Wait until you learn about the CEO of Goodwill bragging about all the idiots who give him free shit to sell.

Yep, they’ve already sold that data to insurance companies.

Being a moderator is the only amount of power these people will ever have, and they like it, and will absolutely abuse it.

Every man and woman should have a pocket knife. Be prepared.

See that look? That’s the look of an asshole. All mockingbirds are assholes. Just ask the one nested outside my window WHO WON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP!

People talk about what a cunt Elon Musk is. Torvalds has been an abusive, condescending, contemptuous cunt for FAR longer.

“Slave wanted. You may die in our service.”

I prefer the color plue, myself.

#fuckyourdividends

When they weighed 70+ lbs.

I’m old enough to remember when there were TV repairmen who came to your house.

“WHAT ABOUT THE TRUE VICTIMS HERE! WHY DOESN’T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THOSE HARDWORKING, SALT-OF-THE-EARTH SHAREHOLDERS! ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING COMMUNISTS?!”

I have no idea.

Buh bye.