Those on the other side of the aisle agree.

54 minimum, 55 likely, 56 possible.

Every eye is on Mississippi right now. Gonna be a close one.

I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Thousands of Goppers going, “They won’t take Mississippi. They won’t FUCKING take it. FUCK!”

Some murmurs from the other side of the aisle.

I would enjoy seeing Trump yell at a reporter on live TV before he starts clutching and looking around wildly.

Sure is. Perfect birthday present.

President Trump has this to say about Abbott a few minutes ago:

If Greg Abbott, the Governor of Texas, hadn’t become a RINO in the last six months of his Political Life, he wouldn’t have lost. He went back to his original formula, and it wasn’t pretty! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is also looking at a career change:

I’m going to become a Political Pundit, both good and bad, on the reasons these Candidates won and lost! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Gotta say, this night just keeps getting better.

I am feeling the utmost excitement for Kansas right now. What a wonderful night.

Trump is crying on Truth Social right now, saying things would’ve gone great if he was on the ballot.

President Trump would like to offer his input on the results tonight.

I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

I think he knows he’s fucked.

Both Carolinas in the bag.

ICE needs to arrange a whole bunch of accidents to overturn tonight.

Beautiful NC flip. Good stuff.

They’re honorary em dashes. Not enough protein.

Just voted an hour ago. Feeling pretty good.

I believe the statement that led to my first permanent ban was advocating a surprise invasion of Königsberg, and then using the territory as a hostage to end the war in Ukraine.

If people could only use em dash like I do - separators to cordon off details like this - the world would be a better place.

Would death be more certain with cardiac arrest? Natural causes sure sounds spotty when it comes to guaranteed death.