Combustible lemons.

the sleep issues.

Ah, the life of a sysadmin

Except if they’re on “our side” if course.

Not as dumb ass you might think

https://xkcd.com/1172/

They will make it even less visible in the next update.

artillery roads

Judging by the pot holes, that is?

I know I know, making fun of autocorrect typos is such a vein form of humor.

Akchually here it’s more of a honorific

Communal narcissism

Want issues?

Start with Jira

Every February, I emerge qtwebengine to keep us warm.

But I like tautological variable names

also turtles

Press F to plant Flower

There’s a file called /pwnedornot and it contains “no, you’re safe bro”

Start them early

COOLFI~1.AME

https://youtu.be/hNatvLe18ro

GNU, or as I’d like to call it, GNU+PTerry