B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Galileo has entered the chat.

I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.

#unethicallinuxevangelismtips

Which I would lose in a time period so short it is not yet measurable by science.

And all of my tech challenged family screamed out in unison, “What’s the fucking 1Password password again?!”

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

A special kiss

That tracks.

I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr

Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.

Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning.

Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world.

Gallows humor is the only way I survive.

Yes, Apple targets a particular type of person that happens to be the majority of the population. For us, usability just means frictionless ease of use.

Apple’s build quality and usability still curb stomps anything within miles of the same features.

How many searches turn up Reddit results first. I have to live next to people who could poison or electrocute themselves because they paid attention to a Reddit post.

It’s everyone’s problem. We just can’t do anything about it anymore.

Engage this

All in the Family did it first. The problem with both shows is it’s real hard to tell satire from actually espousing conservative views and sexism.

Yeah, I’m cis male and met an amazing woman… I don’t think it was a common experience.