“roofing YouTube influencer” was not on my bingo card…

American here - never heard that phrase myself.

That’s 100% a FedEx move…

This is exactly the level of explanation I apparently needed…

.50cal paper towels

I mean, yeah - fuck Walmart in general.

But I’m confused. How is Verizon’s misleading map Walmart’s fault.

Sounds to me like either your doctor’s billing department or your insurance company sucks. (Or both)

In the decade I’ve had my current insurance, I don’t think I’ve ever had to call them.

I still think our healthcare system is absolute bullshit, but I don’t think this is a specific problem inherent to it.

Liberal application of wood glue to all mating surfaces. Then clamp in place and let cure.

The cured wood glue will be stronger than the particle board the drawer is made from.

Huh, I guess these were just a hair before my time

Ok, so "pull tabs"are what you see on like cans of SPAM?

Op, where are you at? I’ve never seen these OR the aluminum push tabs you mentioned

Why did Rivians tank?

I like what they’re doing with their vehicles, and I hadn’t heard anything particularly damning about them

Isn’t that true of all gambling?

I was in the first round of invites.

I might buy some depending on initial price. May as well milk them a bit like they’re doing to their users.

Just hit 38.0027

It’s all downhill from here

Can confirm. Am exactly 38 years old…

My stick is better than bacon

So you’re just a cunt who revels in the misery of others…

Be better.

" from my point of view, the Jedi are evil"

Anakin sounded like a total ass too when he said it