No real phones were harmed in the making of this post. This is a pristine, factory-fresh, 100% genuine clay brick. I am currently trying to find a USB port on it to install PostmarketOS, but the interface is very non-volatile

If you have a privacy problem, if no other ROM can help, and if you can find them… maybe you can hire the Brick-Team

Excellent, I have successfully decentralized my ammunition

nstructions unclear, threw it at a Chromebook and now both devices are hard-bricked

It still works for me