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Spoonful of vinegar does the trick
Any amount of money for most US ‘chocolate’ is too much.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama?English
25·22 days agoCar isn’t in the sentence, and llama doesn’t have the ar suffix, so I’m not sure that helps in any way.
What does llama have to do with a big fire in that accent?
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.English
0·28 days agoI doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Firts comment in first google result about bug - some jerk correcting topic starterEnglish
0·28 days agoSeems like a valid question, but we don’t have enough info to gauge that.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her nameEnglish
0·29 days agoIt works just searching bif let down though, so no real issue. Also I have no issue typing naked in YT.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•People who do not specify units of measurement in international contextsEnglish
0·29 days ago6 o’clock, I’d wager. Either yours or theirs, and you presumably know where both of you are.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•People who do not specify units of measurement in international contextsEnglish
0·30 days agoWhy do you need their time zone if you know their local time? You’ll either be in the same time zone as them, or in one that you can reference your time to theirs.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•People who do not specify units of measurement in international contextsEnglish
0·30 days agoI’m not from the US and don’t use it, but a cup there is an actual measurement (for liquid - it’s not used to measure weight). 8 fluid ounces or about 240ml. The metric alternative of a US cup is 250ml
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Mike Solana, a multimillionaire investor, on college-educated Americans frustrated by narrowing economic opportunities or as he calls them, “broke losers with bachelors”English
0·1 month agoOh look - someone who talks about communism without knowing what it is. How unsurprising.
When we’re out on a walk and are in the middle of some fields with nothing else around I’ll say wistfully ’ All this was fields when I was a lad.’
Also works when at the ocean for different reasons.
That was a wreck, start to finish.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•And what was wrong with my old widget?English
0·3 months agoI just download from Spotify so I don’t need to deal with it often.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Nvidia CEO: Everybody should use AI. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets nowEnglish
0·3 months ago‘Away and play with the traffic’ my dad used to say when I was being a pest when I was a kid.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Welsh or C standard library function?English
0·3 months agoI’m just scrolling by and saw the Welsh. I know none of the others, so by a process of elimination, I know them all.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I tried to tell the Shepard my latest flock of sheep jokeEnglish
7·3 months agoA German Shepherd took a shit on my lawn yesterday. I looked out again today and he’d come back with his dog.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•20 Jobs that people once thought were irreplaceable are now just memoriesEnglish
0·3 months agoMilkmen definitely still exist
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If a bee is bothering you, don’t swat it and don’t run away. Just look at it...English
22·3 months agoJust let it bee.
Diddlydee@feddit.ukto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Apparently, calling out hellaverse for bad writing and characterization is a homophobic hate crime. (Saying this as a bisexual man who supports his transgender brother)English
0·3 months agoThis was like reading a fever dream.

Why does the US have HOAs? I can’t think of other countries that have them, nor why they are really needed. Seems like a chance for power-hungry people to be little Hitlers over minutiae.